Author: Mojano

Friday Night Rant: Red Onions

  Whilst I could be writing tonight’s Friday Night Rant about further issues to do with my illness and the way my employer is making me feel persecuted and guilty for something which I have no control over, and also is more than likely caused by situations I was placed in at work… I won’t. (there will be many posts regarding this subject in the future, so fear not :-)) Tonight’s rant is yet another food orientated one! RED ONIONS. What on earth is there to rant about in regards red onions I hear you ask. Well, it is...

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Friday Night Rant: Kebabageddon

  Having worked in Oldham I think I have been spoiled. You see, I love Kebabs… Perhaps more importantly I love Doner Kebabs. I know I shouldn’t, but I do. I can’t help it. The trouble is. Most Takeaways and Kebab Shops can’t help ruining this culinary delight. It is true to say that the best Kebabs I have ever had have been in Oldham. Closely followed by Manchester, however, as soon as you get a few miles away from these great two capitals of the Kebab people magically seem to be unable to create my favourite ‘junk’ food...

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Friday Night Rant: Art for Fart’s Sense

  It is difficult, Sometimes, This art thing. I mean, what is it this art, or more importantly, my art? My art is my words, my lyrics, my poetry. Not to mention my song, which is everything that I write. That is my art, that is the art that is important. It isn’t taught, it is learnt, but it is felt more than anything. It is nothing to get snobby about, I know, I rock, I kick your art in the face and then shit like a mother fucker down your neck (obviously having already removed your head.) Should...

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Friday Night Rant: Breakfast Is No Joy Without A Cereal Toy!

  A few years ago breakfast was fun, you were never quite sure if it would be just a normal day of rice crispies and milk, or whether the day would become one thousand times better by the sudden splash of a little cellophane packet containing a bright, colourful play thing. The same was true with Tea, Biscuits and any other number of food stuffs which came with a toy or collectible in the packet. Sometimes these toys and collectables came emblazoned with the products logo making them even more special. Where are they now? You very rarely see...

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Friday Night Rant: Common Sense Communism

Communism is a movement which aims to create a classless, money less and stateless social order structured upon common ownership of the means of production, as well as a social, political and economic ideology that aims at the establishment of this social order. Mention the word communism or communist in Britain today and the majority of people believe that it is some kind of subversive and controlling ideology which looks to strip away the freedoms of the individual and forces slavery on people with little or no reward. In Britain the children of the Seventies and Eighties were brought up in a capitalist country at war with places like the Soviet Union...

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